My Reelity

Wanted to post this up earlier but this has been a very busy week for me.

Anyway, one fateful evening as I was taking a cab to run an important errand, the driver suddenly decide to engage me in conversation :

Driver : 老板, 你结婚没有? (Boss, you married?)
Ruok : 还没有. (Nope.)
Driver : 那么有女朋友? (Got girlfriend?)
Ruok : 哈哈, 也没有. 我没人要嘞 … (Haha, no have, I ish no people want)

Driver scrutinises Ruok from his rearview mirror …

Driver : 那里可能?! 你在骗UNCLE啦, 你长得还不错, 没有可能. 通常有很多的都说自己没有, 那些没有的才说有很多. (How can that be? You look not bad, cannot be… usually those who say don’t have any one have a lot, and those who don’t have any say they have a lot.)
Ruok : 呵呵, 我真的没有, 真的没人要唩. (Haha, I really don’t have, really no one want)
Driver : 那理可能?! 哎呀, 我知道了, 我看你一定是那种历害的, 一定有很多! 你是PLAYBOY吧！(Cannot be lah! Ah, I know, you must be damn solid one, have lots kind. You must be a playboy!)
Ruok 　：　．．．　(looks sheepishly at Driver)
Driver　：　做ＰＬＡＹＢＯＹ好，　交女朋友不好，　现在的女人佷绝情的，她们伤男人的心比较多，　男人伤她们的心比较少．　我看到很多这样的情形了，　所 以我说做ＰＬＡＹＢＯＹ比较好！(Be playboy good, have girlfriend no good. Nowadays girls very heartless one, they hurt guys more than guys hurt them, I’ve seen it all the time, thats why I tell you be playboy good!)
Ruok　：　呵呵　．．．(nervous laughter)
Driver ：　你现在去找你的女朋友啊？(You meeting your girlfriend now?)
Ruok　：　不是女朋友啦，说过没有了唩．．．　朋友而以．(Not girlfriend lah, just friend. Told you I got no girlfriend liow.)

Driver looks at what Ruok is carrying …

Driver　：　还说不是女朋友，　哈哈，　你真的是ＰＬＡＹＢＯＹ！(Still say not girlfriend, haha, you really are a playboy!)
Ruok 　：　！！！(tries in vain to protest)
Driver　：　做ＰＬＡＹＢＯＹ好啦, 听UNCLE 的话没错! (Playboy good lah, listen to Uncle sure won’t go wrong one)
Ruok : -__-”

I’ve probably mentioned this before, I don’t understand why when I tell people the truth they don’t believe me…but when I lie they all believe me…

这样下去真的不是办法…
(Really cannot keep carrying on like this…)　　

methinks he does have a point about women being more heartless nowadays though…