My Reelity

Is this the reel life or is this just fantasy?


Posted by Ruok On May - 22 - 2006

Ruok would hereby like to inform the industry that due to an unfortunate incident this morning, he would not be able to do scenes that requires shots of him baring his cute ass for a while. Due to an unfortunate sitting position while doing his daily business, (albeit a most urgent one), a red ugly gash is now visibly apparent across his left butt cheek. Some scarring is expected to occur in the future, as the skin was broken and there was definitely, most definitely, bleeding.

He would like to assure the industry that his right butt cheek was not damaged in any way during this morning’s accident and is therefore still available. Previous standard conditions applying to the baring of the two butt cheeks would still apply to the right one.

This has been a public service announcement. Thank you, and have a nice day.

6 Responses to “Bummer”

  1. duckhawk says:

    you mean you squat on the toilet seat and the toilet bowl cracked and impaled your bum?!!?! ouch.

  2. Aftiel says:

    alamak what happened???
    anyways i’m back in sg. drinks? =)

  3. StaRm|sT says:

    why do things like that happen only to you? =/

  4. sunshin3 says:

    ouch… take care! i was expecting another post actually.. wahaha..

  5. Qiaoyun says:

    sounds like something kinky! 😛

  6. Ruok says:

    dh> errm… no comment.

    Angel> yay! u r back! missed ya! drinks, most definitely 😉

    Starmist> cuz my life is brilliant, my life is pure? 😛

    Leia> hmm wat were u expecting? 😛

    QY> errm are u hitting on me? 😛

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